tragedy

i almost committed a most terrifying fashion faux pas this morning when i put on my denim jacket with my jeans. how could i be so blind? they were two different shades of denim, sure, but they were the same material. and if they matched in shade, that would have been even worse. matchy matchy party of one. ugh. disgusting. i mean how can this be done? it is the mortal sin of fashion to wear these things together and everytime i see it happening around me, i shudder in horror. what is wrong with people?