i hate nosy people

there's this one woman in my office and man, she is the nosiest person in the history of the world (ok i'm going to need to factcheck on that but whatever). she comes by the front desk and has to look at everything. this is my friggin desk, woman, get the hell away. she picks up everything and i just want to say, that's not yours. not that either. not that either. not that either. but she just looks around and asks questions about things. sometimes its the mail - what's this? she asks. how the hell should i know - i sort it, i don't READ it. seriously get back to your friggin desk and answer the goddamn phone when i'm transferring to you. for the love of god.